THIS JUST IN: BEING ALIVE ISN’T VEGAN
Oh, certainly. If doing any harm to any animal, either directly or indirectly, is un-vegan, you might as well off yourself. That is, if you’re really committed to that particular vegan business.
If you’re not one for acclimating to sensible distinctions or degrees of difference, best hop into that meat wagon! (Uh oh, carnivore semantics exercised in a bias concerning mortality as well; no escape for the hXc-veganites.)
—Fuck this all you assholes. I am sick of seeing vegans unleashing hate on each other on tumblr. Anyone remember why they became a vegan in the first place?
Furthermore, of course being “alive” isn’t vegan. Anyone ever thought about the food chain/energy chain/etc?